Shayla (and Gabby)

You're both naturally blonde and a Starkid fan.

You have the combined height of an Asian man.

Shaaaaaaaayla (and Gabby)

One once caught the other sitting on the can.

So here is a song sung by Ryu-Chan.

Shaylalalalala (and Gabby)

Ooooooh, Mysterious Texter.

What a pest, sir.

Shay's affection.

Hot puppy action.

Shay runs outside even when it's snowy.

(and Gabby, I'm sorry I stole your Joey)

You're my final trump card and my final trump Rippey.

Closest friend besides that pink pantsed hippie.

Shay-hey-hey-la (and Gabby)

Out with no pants when the weather's nippy.

That's how you met Mr. Alex Pippey.

Shay-ay-ay-la (and Gabby)

Lalalalalalalalala (SHAY!) Lalalalala.

Lalalalalalalalala (SHAY!) Lalalalala.

Ooooooh, Mysterious Texter.

What a pest, sir.

Shay's affection.

Hot puppy action.

Shay runs outside even when it's snowy.

(and Gabby, I'm sorry I stole your Joey)

(and called him ugly)

(though not really)

(you just misheard me)

(but I'm still sorry)

(mostly for the stealing part)

(of)

(your Joey)